Jesus and Satan |
KaygirlNY_bitch
12.21.2005 17:50
| Jesus and Satan are having an arguement about who is better on the computer. God hears this and is tired of the bickering. So, he set up a test that would last one hour. Jesus and Satan typed, made tables, did research, and made siggys.
Ten minutes before the test was over the power went out because of a storm.
Satan started to scream and say ever curse word known to man, Jesus just sighed. When the power came back on they started their computers. Satan said "It's gone! It's all gone!" Jesus, meanwhile just quietly started to print out all of the things they had done over the past hour.
Satan got so mad and started to yell, "THAT'S NOT FAIR HE CHEATED! HOW DID HE DO IT?"
God just said, "Jesus saves." |
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Farnir
01.02.2006 13:37
| That's hilarious!! |
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faceless
01.19.2006 05:29
| that's Great |
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osman
01.30.2006 06:57
| teh teh teh teh teh teh ohhhh my stomach
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olka_evil
02.13.2006 12:37
| :D:D:D
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danielnje
03.02.2006 22:34
| wow. that was so funny and so full of humour. |
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lizabeth08lc
03.13.2006 10:37
| THATS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!! |
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candy_rapper07
03.14.2006 04:01
| terrible
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tim_tam
03.23.2006 00:46
| how cum jesus always wins?? |
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MariaKL
12.24.2007 12:48
| cause Jesus is amazing |
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elv85
08.05.2008 09:09
| yeah he real is |
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gabis5
09.02.2008 12:40
| jesus is not the trooth god i think.. he is just created by god and god send him to the human beings to tell them about him (god) and christans think about this is throoth.. but to be a muslim is more profitable that to worshop ur fellow human being... yes what i said is throoth and no one can agenst me
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sgtpauljackson
10.28.2008 11:59
| sorry for saying this but you are a complete bitch because god is the one who made you and you are making fun of him! you are a mother fucker seriously you are! |
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Songea
11.22.2008 09:29
| very wonderfull |
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kanrosty
11.24.2008 11:19
| everything is in the hands of God
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