WHO HAS TO CONFESS TO WHO? |
Kingslo
03.30.2008 12:47
| A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work .
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"
A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says :"N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... N6000 is way more than those two things cost..
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
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a_s_h_
03.15.2009 12:50
|
O M G
!!!!
loooool |
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Bappo
03.20.2009 14:31
| That is so freaking hilarious. ^____________^ XD |
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spanishlover
04.01.2009 14:00
| oh that is hilarious |
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kissmefeb
08.27.2010 04:29
| hmmmmf bad |
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katalas
10.04.2010 10:09
| waw tht so nice bt da boy should hav tell hs fthr da true |
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Momo49
11.13.2010 21:44
| OMG!!! The priest? and eww =/ |
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mimie
12.17.2010 17:42
| Lmao that was a really nice joke |
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aminou
02.22.2011 07:54
| yes that good to hear
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aremu
03.29.2011 10:11
| This is where i found my dharia |
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blesskaya
05.12.2011 03:37
| nice joke |
