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alibaba2006
08.23.2006 13:51
| A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a
very attractive young woman.
And was VERY upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied:"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least
I
can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say
to
me!"
And Paddy began:
Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that took
pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told
me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had
for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear
just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
"Please.........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use ?""
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yvonne1111
08.23.2006 20:50
| how is this a joke? it not nearly funny |
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sweetXheartX7878
09.18.2006 16:54
| hahahaha what are you talkin about i thought that was halarious lmao |
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brittany_15
11.03.2006 09:16
| ok funny but kinda boring |
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dexter
02.17.2007 09:03
| great joke :)) |
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JAM44
03.03.2007 20:12
| are they still together if tey were making love |
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MATHIAS
03.12.2007 06:01
| are they out of forgiveness? they should be togather anway after forgeting what happened. OK |
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samaritan_20
03.30.2007 03:55
| women!!!use!!!:-) |
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kamakshya
04.09.2007 22:32
| good joke |
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kabaka
04.14.2007 02:48
| good |
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assadek
04.17.2007 03:21
| good job especially for arrogant women
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lorie07
09.24.2008 09:22
| WELL THE MEN WILL ENJOYED THIS ,DONT GET ME WRONG IT IS FUNNING. |
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thunderboylei
10.06.2008 22:42
| 的确挺搞笑的！
It's funny！ |
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sgtpauljackson
10.28.2008 11:55
| its funny but at the time is a little boring because it's too long. |
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09.07.2015 18:55
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QueenZamba@hotmail.com |
