Applying for a Job at the CIA |
alibaba2006
10.05.2006 03:25
| A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
"Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"
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dexter
02.17.2007 09:45
| nice 1:))
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wheels11soccer
02.24.2007 16:28
| crazy
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Hridoyahsan
03.03.2007 01:35
| oh ya come on,that's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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silverk25
03.11.2007 04:31
| hi,could i get to know your contact any time i would like to join CIA cos i have that spirit to do so without fear |
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LeoGun
03.30.2007 13:12
| Perhaps the woman's husband had been cheating on her |
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silver222
04.30.2007 15:27
| FANTASTIC |
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Eelio
05.11.2007 06:59
| That's just brilliant XD |
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dreew
08.31.2007 03:57
| cool |
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fosuheneabigail
09.05.2007 13:01
| please cont inion to writing jokes |
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Murray
10.13.2007 03:20
| That was great. Do you think that was Hilary that the joke was about? |
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ANITAZAMBA30
09.07.2015 18:57
| I am Queen Zamba by name, a female never been married,i have seen a lots of profiles but am very selective, you are one of my selection, please kindly write me on my private email address, so that i can send you some of my pictures and introduce my self to you.
QueenZamba@hotmail.com |
