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silver222
04.30.2007 15:21
| Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I’d used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Finance 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however my I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no helpfiles and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can’t be turned off.
Recently I’ve attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before uninstalling itself.
it's not much of a joke, but i still think its good.
zoe |
| Mz_1987
05.01.2007 10:08
| do you expect me to read all that ? |
| silver222
05.01.2007 12:16
| would it actually hurt you to read it.and if you did not read it all, why leave a remark. |
| JAM44
05.02.2007 15:35
| I THOUGHT IT WAS OK |
| Eelio
05.11.2007 06:58
| It's potentially offensive to women and not particularly funny but I like these kinds of things (they're usually more or less accurate). So positiveness. |
| ANITAZAMBA30
09.07.2015 19:04
| I am Queen Zamba by name, a female never been married,i have seen a lots of profiles but am very selective, you are one of my selection, please kindly write me on my private email address, so that i can send you some of my pictures and introduce my self to you.
QueenZamba@hotmail.com |
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